Probably as many honest republicans as there are honest democrats. Sad, but true. A heads-up here, aldringham. Perhaps you missed the last poster who got kicked off because all he did was post inflamatory comments, topics, bashing either Bush, or the republican party, just because he hated both. jr prefers to keep this forum for mainly local (Ohio) news if possible. His forum, he's entitled to call the shots.
Sadly, you are right on much of that. Not all. I do realize that Bernadette Noe has that 2.5 million dollar home in Key Largo in her name, therefore, she apparently can sell it to pay Tom's legal bills. However, that gripes me to no end, it is just wrong. That house (and others) was most likely purchased with BWC money, so therefore, if she sells it, BWC is also paying Tom Noe's legal bills. It stinks to high heaven. I do NOT understand, how the Noe's expect to sell that McMansion for 5 million. I don't care that they added a pool and waterfall. We had a pool put in years ago, and understood that a pool is one of the worst 'improvements' you can make on your home, if you're looking to increase it's value. Often it's the reverse. (I DID hit Enter to create paragraphs here, but while they show up HERE, they do not show up on the final post.
posted by starling02 at 11:58 A.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
I do NOT understand, how the Noe's expect to sell that McMansion for 5 million. I don't care that they added a pool and waterfall.
Starling, she’s asking $5 mil for the house in Tavernier. The increase in value is not in the improvements but in the Florida real estate market not to mention, Noe’s place is oceanfront. Plus, the Keys are islands where land is a scarcity therefore the inflated valuation may be even worse than the rest of the state. I tell you this from personal experience: hence my name.
posted by Offshore at 12:20 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Chiles Rellenos
Ingredients:
* 2 (4oz) cans whole green chiles
* 1/2 pound Monterey jack cheese
* 1/2 cup flour
* 3 eggs, separated
* 1 tablespoon water
* 3 tablespoons flour
* 1/4 teaspoon salt
* oil for deep frying
PREPARATION:
Drain the chiles and cut slits in the side of each one (take care to keep them in one piece). Remove seeds and membrane. Cut cheese into sticks about 1 inch shorter than chiles in length and 1/2" in width and thickness. Place cheese sticks inside chiles and press sides together gently to seal. Place the 1/2 cup of flour in a dish and coat each chile. Place chiles on wax paper lined cookie sheet and chill for an hour.
Batter: Beat egg whites until stiff. Combine in another bowl the egg yolks, water, 3 tablespoons of flour and the salt; mix together until smooth. Gentlly fold in beaten egg whites. Heat deep fryer to 375 degrees. Dip each chile into batter and then place on saucer. Slide chiles from saucer into hot oil. Fry about 4 minutes, until puffed and golden.
posted by AirTrainer at 12:53 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Damn Limedrops, that's almost as long as the list of forums you've been kicked off of for being a troll!!
About a third as long as the list of past pseudonyms you've used!!
Starling - this IS the former poster who got booted because all he did was post inflamatory comments. This is his modus operandi.
posted by billy at 01:47 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Want to be a good Republican? Renounce Bush, keep the government out of peoples' lives (don't legislate morality), and quit spending up a storm.
posted by anonymouscoward at 02:18 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
billy- why don't you give us a list of 'good' Republicans that we could vote for? Seems like you aqre obsessed with some phantom poster all of the time.
Oh, wait a minute! Now I get it: typical Republican bait and switch. You've learned your lesson well, chump.
posted by aldringham at 03:32 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
So do you deny that you're Limedrops?
Shall we ask jr if he'd check for us?
posted by billy at 03:54 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Yeah JR, just for shits and giggles, is this the same knucklehead.
If you need his IP, I have it. The douche was trying to piss me off by emailing me until I mentioned that I got his IP everytime he emailed me. Then for some reason he stopped emailing. Wonder why?
posted by WhiteAfricanAmerican at 04:54 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Install pivot joint on the ceiling six feet from the wall lined up with the door. Attach a seven foot pole for an eight foot ceiling, eleven foot pole with a twelve foot ceiling, to the open end of the pivot joint. Then attach a eyelet into the pole, then slide a fifty pound weight to the pole, away from the pivot joint. Secure using typical wood screw.
Mark on ceiling even with eyelet, then install the slide bar device even with the eyelet attached to the pole. Then every three inches you'll place an eyelet from the slide bar to about three inches from the wall.
Slide the bar into the eyelet and make sure it's got room to jiggle about. Run string from the finger grip on the slide bar, run through each eyelet, then attach to door handle.
Attach sign that states "George Bush Hater's Club" to the outside of door, then sit back and watch LimeDrops get his just desserts.
posted by BrianInFlorida at 04:59 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Vote for me. I'm honest, I'm colorful, and I'd like a job in civil service. You owe it to yourself to try a different approach to life's little problems, like who to vote for and such. Just imagine the blissful tranquility your narrow little mind will enjoy when it finally realizes your fingers have penciled in "Mad Jack For President" in the next election.
Happy Daze!
posted by madjack at 05:01 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Ok, I admit I may be a bit slow in catching on to trolls (and probably a bit gullible as well). I realize that oceanfront property's value increases a lot, more so, depending on location. But I find it hard to believe that it'd increase by 2 million dollars, in the short time since they bought it. I STILL do not think it's right that the Noe's will be able to use the money from selling the house, to pay legal bills, ALL with BWC money. Good God, even in the midst of Tom Noe's legal proceedings, etc. he is STILL ripping off BWC, in plain view, and there's not a damned thing the courts can do to seize the money from the sale of the house to repay what he's stolen????????? Must be nice, haveing your legal fees paid for by city dollars.
posted by starling02 at 05:38 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Must be nice, haveing your legal fees paid for by city dollars.
Well, either he's paying for lawyers with government money, or he will be appointed a public defender cause he'll claim he's broke. Criminal charges, after all.
posted by anonymouscoward at 05:57 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
I'll be happy to report that lime juice does nothing for grass that is discolored from male dog urine.
I wonder if there's anything you can feed a dog to change the ph in it's urine?
Maybe LEMON juice?
posted by katie82640 at 06:04 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
here's a website I found, katie
I've noticed something, that's mentioned in there, with my 2 dogs, where only she goes (right outside door) grass is dead....where only he goes (fence post, clothes line post) grass is dead.....where both go (everywhere else) no dead grass...you jus' needs anudder doggy :-)
posted by Fon_Guy at 07:00 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
thanks for the rellenos recipe AT...try 'em with beer batter instead of the egg batter, and add some taco meat or grilled steak slices to the filling ...yummy
posted by Fon_Guy at 07:03 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Since the average reader of this thread will know LD, I mean ald, true purpose, I wanted to ask you to adopt a garden gnome.
Please visit:
http://www.garden-gnomes-need-homes.com/
and help one of these cuties get a home.
Don't forget to pick up your W Bush Garden Gnome here
These are cool, I may actually get one.
What not a better segway from bush to the GGLF (Garden Gnome Liberation Front). This Terrorist organization wants to free Garden Gnomes with any means possible. Let's hope there is a governmental crackdown on this because the future of our country is at stake.
Visit the Web site here
Read about this violent terrorist organization and what they did in Paris here
Read the Wikipedia entry here
Garden Gnome Trivia
At the end of March 1998 Christian Herz, a member of the group, "Campaign against Military Service, Forced Service and the Military" was tried in a Municipal Court of Berlin on account of violation of the Law concerning Assemblies and Processions. Two days prior to an official pledge of allegiance by Federal Army recruits in May 1996, he and other activists had set up a parade of 450 garden gnomes in front of the Charlottenburg Palace. For this anti-military action, the gnomes had been painted as "NVA gnomes", police gnomes, and - to the displeasure of genuine field army members - as "military police gnomes". All of them were members of the "National Garden Gnome Army" (NZA). The gnomes were then sworn in to texts of oaths from 200 years of German military history.
A strict ban on assemblies in this area had been ruled. Herz received a fine of 450 Marks (one Mark per gnome). He objected, which led to the court hearing. After Herz asked the question, "How many garden gnomes represent an assembly, and at what stage does this violate the Law concerning Assemblies and Processions?", the court no longer dealt with the matter and the case was dropped on the ground of insignificance.
After this judgement a sextet of gnomes made a mini-parade in front of the court. As the Frankfurter Rundschau newspaper stated on March 21. The parade showed great discipline. "No special occurrences reported".
Source: Based on an article by Thomas Klein in "Kampagne Aktuell", April 1998, page 1,
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How about you add your own garden gnome picture here.
posted by chrismyers at 07:21 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
I'd like to get some more recipes. Arguing politics with Limedrops and Coward is pointless. They are too obtuse to get it.
However, I am writing "The Trolls' Cookbook" and I'm not done stealing your recipes.
posted by MemyselfandI at 07:36 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Oh MMI - Ald posted some fantastic receipes. Did you see them?! We just got finished with most wonderful chicken....
Chris and fon-guy - you are fantastic. Thanks. You know, I thought my dog was a little light in the loafers. Explains why he is always rearranging the knic-knacs. Who knew?
posted by katie82640 at 07:41 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Want to be a good Republican? Renounce Bush, keep the government out of peoples' lives (don't legislate morality), and quit spending up a storm.
posted by anonymouscoward at 02:18 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
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Since I'm a good CONSERVATIVE, I'll go along with these(with a few reservations) for the following reasons: 1). I regard Bush as yet another 'country-club' repub (RHINO).
2). I will go along with this ,but only if if you are also for SMALLER government and against smoker bans AND the Kelo decision. Can't let you have it both ways.
3). No argument whatsoever on this one.
4). Add close the open borders to these.
posted by Darkseid at 07:51 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
FonGuy, you're welcome, but in truth, I haven't made them yet. This summer's crop of peppers is going to change all that.
I need to figure out a good beer batter not only for the rellenos, but for onion rings, too! There's probably one online, but I haven't found it yet. When I go to Mr. Beefy's, there is always an order of onion rings in the mix. They've got a great beer batter over there!
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chrismyers, I just giggled myself silly over your garden gnome post. Thanks much!
I've got to ask a techie question, though. How did you get your pictures in here? I tried to use a web link anchor but that didn't pan out when I previewed it.
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I thought you all might like to know that you can buy good vanilla beans online. I've only bought a couple of batches, but the results have been good so far, and you can't beat the price.
posted by AirTrainer at 09:57 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
katie, my neighbor didn't mean lime juice on dog pee spots, he meant garden lime, in the bag, powdered. I guess you just sprinkle it on (not too much, read the bag), and give it time to work. It's not going to turn yellow grass green again, overnight, gotta give it time to work he said. I haven't tried this yet. My two dogs have trampled my grass so bad, like a bare path on two sides of my yard. Every spring I toss out at least 4 bags of grass seed, but between the dogs trampling it, and the birds eating the seed, I think I am wasting my time. Maybe concrete garden paving stones.
posted by starling02 at 10:26 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
MMI cool idea on a troll cookbook. Maybe JR can make a keyword for it so the troll recipe's can be easily located.
In the meantime, from the CNN link I posted above, you can read this:
The Garden Gnome Liberation Front vanished from the public eye in 1997 after a northern French court handed its ringleader a suspended prison sentence and fined him for his part in the disappearance of around 150 gnomes.
The only suspected sighting of the organization since then was a mass suicide of gnomes at Briey in eastern France in September 1998, when 11 of them were found dangling by their necks under a bridge.
A letter found nearby said: "When you read these few words we will no longer be part of your selfish world, where we serve merely as pretty decoration."
This behavior is sickening and I feel I need to post it here, in the hopes that if you have a garden gnome-tonight or tomorrow-show it some respect and let it know that it is more than "pretty decoration". Toledo does not need any group suicides in addition to the challenges of finding a new superintendent, Unigov, the city council, a mayor, and a potential Blade strike. I am afraid a group gnome suicide may be the straw that breaks the camels back.
Love your gnome:
Make them a part of your family:
Dress like them:
Or
They may leave:
And Get Drunk:
Pose on Web cams:
Cause trouble:
Become a terrorist:
Drown:
And you would not want this on your conscience, would you?
posted by chrismyers at 10:27 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Yes, garden gnomes can lighten up even the most slanted conversation.
Being I don't want to violate any copyrights, I linked to the image. You do this by the following code:
img src= "address of image"
and surround that with the two brackets on the keyboard when you press shift comma and shift period. I can't put them in because the program will not display the code in this message. See this page for the lesson on this bit of code.
posted by chrismyers at 10:35 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Arguing politics with Limedrops and Coward is pointless.
That's "anonymouscoward" or "AC". Referring to me as just "Coward" is childish, and shows that no matter how low you think I go, you're still lower.
How about you grow the hell up so I don't have to talk down to your level when debating you?
Intentionally rubbing me the wrong way is one form of trolling, and makes you a hypocrite for whining about what you call "trolling."
Buy a clue.
posted by anonymouscoward at 10:45 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Thank you, chrismyers, for the enlightenment on the html tags. I've got to ask - was that a Smurf in the last photo in your most recent post?
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No, coward, it's just 'coward' with you. Get used to it. Here's a nice gnome recipe manager. Enjoy!
posted by AirTrainer at 11:41 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
That's "anonymouscoward" or "AC".
But you'll always be Coward to me.
posted by MemyselfandI at 11:45 P.M. EST on Thu Mar 30, 2006 #
Thank you, AirTrainer and MMI, for positively identifying yourselves as USDA Grade A Ad-Hominem Trolls. If you can't beat the person, attack anything you can about them, including their choice of username.
I'm rather sorry I stooped down to your level. I'll work to avoid that from now on.
posted by anonymouscoward at 12:43 A.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
This is great - thanks starling - I caught that about the lime.
posted by katie82640 at 07:12 A.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
If you can't beat the person,
I have no interest in beating you Coward. I'm just waiting for you to call someone an ignorant slut again.
posted by MemyselfandI at 07:29 A.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
A little sidebar for Starling: I STILL do not think it's right that the Noe's will be able to use the money from selling the house, to pay legal bills, ALL with BWC money.
I tend to agree so your point is well taken.
Sidebar: But I find it hard to believe that it'd increase by 2 million dollars, in the short time since they bought it
Real estate prices in desirable locations is absolutely crazy. Sometimes in some places like Tavernier and Islamorada in the Keys there are moratoriums on building permits. So, people buy the footprint of an existing structure and rebuild. You can see how demand can drive prices skyward.
Many, many investors in Florida have doubled or more their money in the Florida market. Will Noe get $5 million? I’d say very close to it. The house is huge, beautiful, on the ocean, and has hundreds of feet of seawall on one side against a a wide canal.
Prices like this are not limited to Florida. I know someone who is building a house in a hip ski town and has made nearly $1.1 million in equity and the house is not even finished!
Thanks, Offshore
posted by Offshore at 08:14 A.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
I will help launch a write in campaign for madjack. Then I would set up Darkseid as his campaign advisor.
madjack-seems to be an good american citizen and a desire to cut the bullshit out of politics, Darkseid-has the ability to look at situations on different levels.
Everyone else seems to "party oriented" or "willing to distract" from the thread.
posted by jdmsbyrd at 10:52 A.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Thanks, I try. I'm conservative on most things, liberal on others. I'm neither an R or a D any more. I admit I got a good laugh out of the gnomes, though.
posted by Darkseid at 01:58 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
I'm just waiting for you to call someone an ignorant slut again.
No doubt so you can accuse me of calling the wrong person an ignorant slut.
I noticed you were too cowardly to apologize in the proper thread, you coward.
posted by anonymouscoward at 02:04 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Now that I've flash backed...you all can too...
Curtin: "Dan, only a reactionary ass such as yourself could oppose full diplomatic relations with China. As President Carter said, it's a simple recognition of reality. How can we ignore eight hundred million people? But, then again, I guess it's your habit to ignore reality. You're a paranoid schizophrenic, Dan, whose politics are obviously born out of some buried infantile trauma. You hide from reality, constructing a hostile world to justify your own incapacity for love and compassion. Go ahead, Dan, live in your dark, lonely world. ..."
Aykroyd: "Jane, you ignorant slut. My personality profile is not at issue here, any more than is your inability to achieve orgasm. The issue is Taiwan. How can we expect to have the confidence of any free nation when we stab one of our most faithful allies in the back? I suppose you'd like to conduct our foreign policy the way you conduct your private life, hopping from bed to bed with anyone who can do you some good. Then what do you have? An old, dried-out scuz that no decent man would be seen with. Is that what you want for America? It's too late for you, Jane, but our country still has some dignity left, you hosebag!"
Don't make me break out the Monty Python stuff...it could get ugly...
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 04:08 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
We want... a shrubbery!
posted by anonymouscoward at 04:11 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Hey Coward, incase you didn't realise it, you're the one dealing in hypocracy.
You're whining about people calling you "Coward" when you in fact do the same thing, as MMI was pointing out.
The fact that this went over your head demonstrates that you have the brain capacity of a jelly fish.
Get it now? I doubt it.
posted by WhiteAfricanAmerican at 04:12 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
You asked for it, I tried to warn you but did you listen? Nooooo....
Tourist: Good afternoon.
Shephrd: Eh, 'tis that.
Tourist: You here on holiday?
Shephrd: Nope, I live 'ere.
Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren't they?
Shephrd: Yeh.
Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the
trees?
Shephrd: A fair question and one that in recent weeks 'as been much on
my mind. It's my considered opinion that they're nestin'.
Tourist: Nesting?
Shephrd: Aye.
Tourist: Like birds?
Shephrd: Exactly. It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under
the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior.
Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field
on their 'ind legs. Now witness their attmpts to fly from
tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.
Tourist: Yes, but why do they think they're birds?
Shephrd: Another fair question. One thing is for sure, the sheep is not
a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the
comparatively simple act of perchin'.
Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their
'eads, there's no shiftin' it.
Tourist: But where did they get the idea?
Shephrd: From Harold. He's that most dangerous of creatures, a clever
sheep. 'e's realized that a sheep's life consists of standin'
around for a few months and then bein' eaten. And that's a
depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep.
Tourist: Well why don't just remove Harold?
Shephrd: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities if 'e succeeds.
posted by psyche777 at 04:29 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
What...is your favorite color?
posted by MaggieThurber at 04:43 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Blue!
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 04:58 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
(clang clang)
Bring out your dead!
(clang clang clang)
Bring out your dead!
(clang clang)
posted by BrianInFlorida at 05:08 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
i ain't dead
yesyuhare
Oh man. Laughing my fool head off here. Digging that bad boy out tonight.
A shrubbery!!!
posted by katie82640 at 05:45 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Oh, but where is the sound of the cat with the "bring out your dead?" How do you spell that????
posted by MaggieThurber at 06:07 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
You have to imagine it...or grab your Holy Grail DVD...
A cart passes through the muddy road through a village.
A baby cries. People wrestle in the mud. A woman beats a cat.
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 06:40 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Actually, you hear them yell, "bring out your dead" and then there is the sound of a "whack" as the cat hits the wall then the "wreow."
So, it's really sick, but I laughed so hard...especially with the "I'm getting betta!"
When I first met my husband, he and all his friends would quote from the movie. I'd never seen it before. After about a year, I watched all the movies with them and suddenly found myself "getting" all the jokes from when we'd first met.
I'm constantly torn between there being something seriously wrong with me for liking them and something wrong with the rest of the world who just doesn't get it.
posted by MaggieThurber at 06:45 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Well, given I'm a fan to the point of I have several of the collectors figures; I'd have to say there is nothing wrong with you. Because then there would be something wrong with me. Or...if there is something wrong with you? You are not alone.
My husband had never seen any of the Monty Python movies until we got together either. Now he even knows the words to "Every Sperm is Sacred".
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 07:03 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Easy Dessert for guys who dont know how to cook:
You Wont Believe it Apple Cobbler:
One can Apple Pie filling (I use the "More Fruit" brand from Krogers because it has more... you get the idea)
1TBS Brwn Sugar
1TBS Lemon Juice
1/2 Teasp Cinnamon
Mix these items all together and put in 8x8 baking pan.
Topping (No Shit!)
1/2 stick butter
4 Brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts (frosted, or non, your choice)
Put the tarts in a large baggie and smush em up. Melt the butter and pour it in the baggie and continue smushing. When all smushed up, spread this on top of the apple stuff.
Bake at 350 for 1/2 hour.
Seriously - try it!!
posted by billy at 07:22 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Pop-Tarts.....in a recipe....that's freakin brilliant!!!!
posted by Fon_Guy at 08:26 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Maggie & Psyche: Remember this line? "No man shall pass!" LOL
posted by Darkseid at 09:40 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
(The Black Knight is one of my favorites)
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 09:49 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
I noticed you were too cowardly to apologize in the proper thread, you coward.
I didn't really mean the apology. I just wanted to call attention to the fact that you affirmed that you were a bug-eyed geek, living in your parents basement, sitting in front of the computer in your pee-stained underwear, with zits and stubble covering your mishapened face, spewing your vitriol at a world that you hate and that hates you.
That was the purpose of my apology. Would you like for me to apologize again?
posted by MemyselfandI at 10:04 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
Now he even knows the words to "Every Sperm is Sacred".
It's one of the most singable songs I've ever heard. Reminds me of the Stonecutters' Anthem from The Simpsons.
posted by MemyselfandI at 10:05 P.M. EST on Fri Mar 31, 2006 #
I didn't really mean the apology. I just wanted to call attention to the fact that you affirmed that you were a bug-eyed geek, living in your parents basement, sitting in front of the computer in your pee-stained underwear, with zits and stubble covering your mishapened face, spewing your vitriol at a world that you hate and that hates you.
You hear that, katie? MMI has gone back to not admitting he screwed up. I guess that means he's nothing more than a trolling troublemaker.
At least I haven't dropped to your level there, MMI. Mind you, you've probably got some reason you're part of the 101st Fighting Keyboardists, defending Bush's policies on the Internet. I've got my theories on why you can't go enlist and enforce his spreading of democracy....
posted by anonymouscoward at 01:17 A.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
"..and what is plual in Latin for Roman's? Ah, that's correct, 'Rommanes'".
Now, I want you to write this out one hundred times before sunrise before I cut your balls off.
Yes sir, hail ceasar sir right away sir.
(Paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint)
(pant pant) FINISHED!!
Well done. Now, make sure not to do that again!
posted by BrianInFlorida at 05:19 A.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
I've got my theories on why you can't go enlist and enforce his spreading of democracy....
Wow, look at the big bad Coward. You know Coward, the only people qualified to make a statement like that, are people that actually have picked up a weapon in defence of their country.
So, right there you're wandering in an area that you have no business wandering in.
I'd tell you to grow up, but you're probably afraid of heights.
posted by WhiteAfricanAmerican at 06:43 A.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
It's just a flesh wound!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Really easy dessert:
Cherry dump cake
1-2 cans of cherry pie filling (depending upon your taste)
1 package of yellow cake mix
1 package of pecans
1 stick butter
Pour cherry pie filling into a rectangular baking dish, sprinkle yellow cake mix over the top, disburse pecans over that. Slice the stick of butter and lay slices evenly over all. Bake at 350 until bubbly and brown.
Serve scooped out with a spoon with either vanilla ice cream or whipped cream.
posted by MaggieThurber at 06:48 A.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
Wow, look at the big bad Coward. You know Coward, the only people qualified to make a statement like that, are people that actually have picked up a weapon in defence of their country.
You're trolling. Stop it.
posted by anonymouscoward at 07:47 A.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
Actually, Coward. I'm making a point that you have no business demanding somone go enlist, when you
A) Have never enlisted
B) Have no intention of enlisting
and
C) Would never enlist.
If you want to call that trolling, knock yourself out. Personally, I'm calling you what you are....a bullshitter and a coward.
posted by WhiteAfricanAmerican at 09:29 A.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
Maggie, now that sounds excellent. Have you ever tried it with peach pie filling?
:-)
Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards!! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
(as an additional note, for some reason I was inspired to watch the Holy Grail again last night...lol)
posted by psyche777 at 11:10 A.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
psyche - both my and maggie's recipe can be altered to use your favorite fruit. Ive made both cherry cobbler, and peach dump cakes...
Here's another crazy dessert - I dont even know if it's got a name, but when we have food days at work, a friend of mine gets actual DEMANDS that she bring it in!
Line the bottom of a 9x13 pan with ice cream sandwiches.
Drizzle carmel topping over them.
If desired, sprinkle crushed nuts onto the carmel.
Spread about 1/2" of whipped cream over the top of this and freeze for about a half hour to harden the whipped cream a little.
Pour magic shell chocolate over the top of everything and either serve, or cover with foil and put bk in the freezer.
When she serves it up at work, she brings in a tupperware of cherry pie filling and puts a couple spoonfuls of cherry goo on top of it as she dishes it out...
this is a truly sinful dessert and has no healthful attributes - but hoo boy, its good!!
posted by billy at 11:19 A.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
I've got my theories on why you can't go enlist and enforce his spreading of democracy....
Primarily because I'm gainfully employed in a job that allows me to own a nice car and a nice home. What's your excuse Coward?
Besides, I'm too old.
posted by MemyselfandI at 12:08 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
I'm allergic to chocolate, billy but that might make some of the members of my household very happy. So thank you!
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 12:50 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
yum! icecream sandwhich cake...
I guess my all-time favorite is ho-ho cake. No idea how to make it as my friend always does it, but if you're a ho-ho fan, there is nothing better in the world!
Since there's nothing really on tv tonight and we hate to pay a fortune to see so-so movies in the theatre, it just may be a Monty Python night!
We can then debate the air speed velocity of a coconut-laden sparrow! :)
posted by MaggieThurber at 04:10 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
Primarily because I'm gainfully employed in a job that allows me to own a nice car and a nice home.
And that stopped how many reservists and National Guard members from being called up? I also seem to recall some guy from the NFL named Pat Tillman, who turned down $3.6 million to go serve. Too bad he was killed by friendly fire.
YOU = FUCKING PUSSY CHICKENHAWK!
Besides, I'm too old.
Nah, you're a fucking pussy. Besides, it's guaranteed that you'd get the fabled Section Eight.
What's your excuse Coward?
1) Bush is a dumbass commander-in-chief, who invaded Iraq under false pretenses and with intelligence that was deliberately bent to fit the plans of the "White House Iraq Group".
2) It's clear that they don't want to catch the person responsible for attacking us on 9/11. No, not Saddam, he didn't attack us on 9/11, and had nothing to do with 9/11, despite what you heard on Fox News and out of Bush's mouth. WHERE'S OSAMA BIN LADEN AND WHY HAVEN'T WE GOT HIM?
Now, if the goddamn government would, you know, be willing to hand me the equipment and drop me off near Osama's hideout, I'd be happy to go on a suicide mission, provided they'd promise my estate would get the $50 million bounty on his head. But since they clearly have no interest in actually killing or capturing Osama and much interest in lying to our troops, putting them in a situation where they're getting blown up, particularly because of inadequate planning, inadequate supplies (armoured transport and body armour), and because we're seriously unwelcome there now.
Now, if someone wants to invade the USA or lob some missiles at us, that fucker's toast, cause even if the military finds some reason not to take me, I'll get over there somehow. And I bet I got more guns than you.
But the question was, MMI, if you and the other right-wingers on this board support Bush and his wars and warmongering so much and you think of yourselves as such great patriots, why don't YOU go enlist? So by all means, you and WAA and AirTroller and the rest can either answer that directly without the pussy-ass "I'm a yellow-bellied pussy-ass chickenhawk who doesn't want to give up his nice comfy job and home and they won't take me anyway" excuses. Cause, as I pointed out, one guy gave up $3.6 million to be shot dead by our own guys. What's your fucking excuse, you fucking cowards?
posted by anonymouscoward at 05:05 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
African or European swallow?
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 05:14 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
African or European swallow?
why....I don't know....(pphhoooossshh) AAAHHHHhhhhhrrrrgggg!!!
posted by Fon_Guy at 07:00 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
Quiz time!!
If a witch is made of wood, and wood floats, then what MUST a witch weigh the same as...?
posted by Fon_Guy at 07:05 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
Well Coward, all I can say is I knew your excuse wouldn't be gainful employment.
Perhaps I am a yellow-bellied chickenhawk, but at least I can get a job.
posted by MemyselfandI at 07:21 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
A DUCK!
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 07:33 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
very small rocks!
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
posted by MaggieThurber at 09:04 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
It always amazes me, how somebody (coward) can presume to have the solutions/answers to the world's problems, sitting on their asses, armchair quarterback style, without the education/experience to back their big mouths. Tell you what coward, I'm sure that you'll be getting a phone call from Bush soon, asking for your expert advice. You be sure to let us all know when you get that call, ok?
posted by starling02 at 09:50 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
I am arthur, king of the britons...
psyche you are absolutely right!!! one point for you
however, Maggie, I'm also awarding you a point for knowing my favorite line from the movie
so that's psyche-1 maggie-1 everone else-0
What device finally kills the killer rabbit?
posted by Fon_Guy at 10:02 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
Look at the big dicks, who claim to know my exact status of employment.
Looking for a job does not mean one does not already have employment or income.
But that's okay, see, becase two of you still dodged the question (like Bush and so many people in his administration dodged action) and continued the personal attacks.
One of these days you'll grow a fucking pair and answer a direct question. But I don't expect that to happen, because you're cowards.
And starling, where did I say that I had the solutions to the world's problems? Of course, if you're willing to turn your thinking over to the Fearless Leader and trust him 100%, that's your perogative as an American. But I had thought you had enough of a brain to actually disagree with authority and question/criticize it on occasion, instead of having blind, unquestioning faith in the leadership and letting them use their powers any old how.
posted by anonymouscoward at 10:24 P.M. EST on Sat Apr 01, 2006 #
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 12:08 A.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
While we are on the topic of "growing a pair" this just seems apropriate to leave you with:
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
there are Hindus and Mormons and then there are those that follow Mohammed -but-
I've never been one of them.
I am a Roman Catholic
and have been since before I was born,
and the one thing they say about Catholics is
they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
a Catholic the moment dad came
...Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathens spill theirs,
on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted,
every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed,
in your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
spill theirs just anywhere
but God loves those who treat their
semen with more care.
Every sperm is useful,
every sperm is fine.
God needs everybodies,
mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans spill theirs
on mountain hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
each sperm that's spilled in vain.
Sweet dreams
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 12:16 A.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
"you're
a Catholic the moment dad came"
Man, that's crude.
posted by billy at 07:19 A.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
No Fair!!! I was in bed when psyche got the question right...I'm sure I've been disenfranchised - again!
And the counting shall be three...
posted by MaggieThurber at 07:25 A.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
I'm sorry Maggie, it is the violence inherent in the system...
:-)
Billy, yes Monty Python can be crude, I'm sorry if the song offended you. I am a Roman Catholic and I still think it's funny. It's from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.
posted by psyche777 at 10:56 A.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
you and WAA and AirTroller and the rest can either answer that directly without the pussy-ass "I'm a yellow-bellied pussy-ass chickenhawk who doesn't want to give up his nice comfy job and home and they won't take me anyway" excuses. Cause, as I pointed out, one guy gave up $3.6 million to be shot dead by our own guys. What's your fucking excuse, you fucking cowards?
Been there, done that, lost friends, and carry the scars to prove it asshole.
Like I said before COWARD, unless you've actually picked up a weapon in defense of what your love, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE THE DEMANDS YOU ARE!
Got that chickenshit?
You're nothing more than some puny assed commie limp wrist animal molestor who hates himself so much that he gets off on pretending anyone actually gives a shit about him and his opinions.
Until you've had shrapnel dug out of your arm, or until you've witnessed a medic getting gunned down trying to help a fellow soldier who himself was gunned down or something like that, shut that sewage pipe you call a mouth and grow a pair.
Until then, anything you post amounts to an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.
posted by WhiteAfricanAmerican at 11:46 A.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
I believe it was the "oppression" inherent in the system...not the violence. Help, I'm being oppressed!
posted by MaggieThurber at 01:13 P.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
It looks like the Republicans won this round! A big old GOP ass-stomping and "recipe" party on AC! Welcome to the Big Tent! Come on in, and we'll kick your ass too! While we are making dessert that is!
You're nothing more than some puny assed commie limp wrist animal molestor
That's some seriously "heavy duty" stompin' going on there!
HMMMMM, WHAT'S THIS? Looks like the Democrats have some serious people with serious ideas.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1153AP_Democrats_Clark.html
"This administration has taken us on a path to nowhere - replete with hyped intelligence, macho slogans and an incredible failure to see the obvious," Clark said in the broadcast.
P.S. AC, how does it feel to be "beat up" with dessert recipes and tough talk?
posted by Bbcmjeep43 at 03:34 P.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
Maggie, it's "violence"
and Help, help! I'm being repressed. I just viewed the "constitutional peasants" to make sure I didn't have it wrong in my mind.
and ahem Bbc...I'm not the GOP, I did however decide it was pointless to get into this battle and felt more inclined towards Monty Python.
I also am not in the I want to attack or "beat up" AC group.
:-)
posted by psyche777 at 03:51 P.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
and ahem Bbc...I'm not the GOP, I did however decide it was pointless to get into this battle and felt more inclined towards Monty Python.
I also am not in the I want to attack or "beat up" AC group.
My post was somewhat humorous, somewhat serious. AC makes a lot of good points. He sometimes expresses them in a way that may invite retaliation. Airtrainer and WAA also make quite a few good points. They have some good things to say, and I enjoy hearing from them. I did not mention you specifically as being in the "beat up AC" party. (I saw no negative comments towards AC by yourself) Not to mention that AC can handle himself quite well without my help. I believe he may actually enjoy these little bashing sessions!
I'm showing that some of his points are serious. They need to be discussed seriously. Maybe not here, but somewhere. I'm very well aware that the comments were reflected as a humorous method of dealing with aldringham's trolling tactics. Nevertheless, I find AC and aldringham to be funny, and enjoy their little flame wars they start.
P.S. Yes indeed. I find these "trolling and bait casting tactics" to be hilarious. Even funnier is the ensuing arguments and comments!
posted by Bbcmjeep43 at 04:19 P.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
Now, I'm going to post a serious topic on the next post. This topic affects Northwest Ohio and Southeast Michigan directly. I would say that this next topic should not be about Republican vs Democrat. Enforcing trade agreements is in all of our best interests.
posted by Bbcmjeep43 at 04:24 P.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
Anonymouscoward asks: "You hear that, katie? " Yes I do. And I'll tell you exactly what I think.
I think I'm glad you didn't call me a slut :-) And I think I'm glad that memyselfandI was concerned that you had.
I think that this is the first adult conversation I've had in about three years that isn't with someone who has cancer or needs something from me. And I'm thankful I found this board.
With the exception of one troll ;-) I think you are all vivacious and bright. I think you are all passionate people. You're articulate and intelligent and things still matter to you.
And thank you both for having noticed me :-)
posted by katie82640 at 09:39 P.M. EST on Sun Apr 02, 2006 #
mea culpa, psyche!
posted by MaggieThurber at 06:28 A.M. EST on Mon Apr 03, 2006 #
You hear that, Junta? I'm vivacious and bright.
I think I'll go jot down a definition of the universe along with nine examples.
posted by madjack at 10:29 A.M. EST on Mon Apr 03, 2006 #
I've always considered myself svelt and compromising.
I'll trade compromising for vivacious any day!
posted by BrianInFlorida at 03:47 P.M. EST on Mon Apr 03, 2006 #
BrianInFlorida: Gross.
posted by madjack at 04:08 P.M. EST on Mon Apr 03, 2006 #
(hula)
posted by BrianInFlorida at 04:52 P.M. EST on Mon Apr 03, 2006 #
:-) funny
posted by katie82640 at 09:53 A.M. EST on Tue Apr 04, 2006 #
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