Toledo Tales has breaking news of Toledo mayor Carty Finkbeiner's plan for the city to reposition itself as the "correctional center of America."
Finkbeiner Proposes "Incarceration District" for Moribund Downtown Toledo
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What a timely idea by the C-man.
Feb 29, 2008 story :
For the first time in U.S. history, more than one of every 100 adults is in jail or prison, according to a new report documenting the nation's rank as the world's No. 1 incarcerator.
Think of all the ancillary developments...
Prisonview Apartments
Black Water Security
Recidicism Park
The Joint (a place for sodium nitrite/MSG burgers, water-based beer, and apple pie)
Barry's Bail Bonds
The Clink (an S&M dance club)
Teflon Don's Custom Alibis
Plausible Denial Document Shredding
The 22nd Floor (a public bath house) Really F*^king Long-Term Parking
The Siberian Tattoo Palace (Russian prison tattoos are way cooler than boring non-toxic ink)
The Board Room (where the big crimes that pave the way for the small crimes take place)
The Orphaned Brothers Scofflaw Services
Ford
Location, Location, Location Cond'ohs (home of sinking property values)
The Masssage and Lobotomy Shoppe
Starbucks
Violence on HDTV Repair Services
Nike
Family Values Adoption/Foster Services
One Stop Chop Circumcision
Diebold
Conklin and Bad Company Studios
Bellichick Cashing and Video Surveillance
Halliburton
Wall Street to War Street Custom Outfitters
KBR
A 6000 SUX dealership (an ode to the Robocop Trilogy)
Hehe. Good one.
posted by muddyriverduck on Feb 29, 2008 at 08:38:05 pm #