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Review/Opinion:HALLOWEEN "remake" (by Rob Zombie)

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I viewed HALLOWEEN (Zombie's "reimagining") for free on the internet, and am I glad I didn't pay for it-which is why I jumped at the chance-this is a good way to check out ones I have a bad feeling on, or would never see otherwise. Well, let's see-oh, yeah....WHY did Zombie try to gain insight /garner sympathy for Michael by showing he was abused, bullied, etc; when he then throws all that completely out the window by having him kill the only person who ever showed him nothing but dignity and respect (Danny Trejo, the old guard)? Should have just skipped the part of his incarceration completely and pick up with his escape as the original did. Sadly, he seems to think profanity , cameos, and gore will take the place of suspense and story. The more he tells us about Michael, the less evil he seems-less is always more in some cases. Sadly, bits and pieces of this still work, especially once we get back to Haddonfield, where certain scenes make you think he channeled Carpenter somehow. Biggest flaw: The girls here trying to take the place of P.J. Soles, Nancy Loomis, and Jamie Lee Curtis...are simply HORRENDOUS actors. The Loomis character is also underused, as he and Michael were always the main focus. All in all, a totally unnecessary "Reimagining" of the story. Although, strangely, had this version come out in 1978, IT would probably have become the megahit. just because there would have been nothing to compare it to. Not putting it on the 'worst' list because had they used a different name other than Myers, and make it have no relation to the HALLOWEEN series, it would have stood on its own. Watchable, but nothing more where I'm concerned. Five out of ten, which is being generous.

created by Darkseid on Jul 19, 2008 at 06:32:52 am
updated by Darkseid on Jul 19, 2008 at 06:33:38 am
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I enjoy your cinema critiques. Agree the Rob Zombie film wasn't the greatest. I did go see it in theatre though, but only made it 1/2 way into the movie. That was the last time I went to Franklin park.

It's funny that they have their attendants give a talk before a show "Please enjoy the movie, please do not talk and respect other movie goers" yet it's the loadest most annoying theatre I've been to.

Didnt even rent it when it came out.
What's your thoughts on "The Fog" remake that came out a while ago? It was pretty good even though I'm a big fan of the original John Carpenter version.

posted by jshriver on Jul 22, 2008 at 12:59:00 pm     #



surfthechannel.com is a good friend :)

Only thing good about the 2005 remake was the background story of the clipper's name sake (Elizabeth Dane) and her relationship with Captain Blake.

posted by MrsPhoenix on Jul 22, 2008 at 08:32:18 pm     #



In my eyes, Carpenter used to be one of the best American directors, who has since burned out, and has even done a few remakes HIMSELF (VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED comes to mind). But up through CHRISTINE, he was brilliant, and for the life of me, I can't see how you could improve on any of his early movies. I'll do one on the FOG remake soon. I didn't care for it myself.

posted by Darkseid on Jul 22, 2008 at 11:12:59 pm     #