Is Carl an undercover Buckeye fan?

"Carl: The prime Grade A All American man-meat that lives next store."

Don't let the Zubaz pants, Giants singlet, LT helmet/lamp, smashed Tiki Barber Fat Head fool you.
Carl isn't as objective most boring sports analysts. He dogs Mizzou, WVU, Hawaii, Kansas (and Mangino) and college for that matter...