Article source for : Sexual Health GPA for Universities, BG and UT tie
Sep 19, 2007 posting at local sports blog The Futon Report titled "Study: Toledo, BG Coeds Are Equally Syphillicious":http://futonreport.net/index.php/2007/4106851
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The Trojan condom company, in a valiant effort to judge which schools need to be made fun of and which shall not, devised a “GPA of Sexual Health” for 139 Division I schools. The GPA measures a campus’s dedication to sexual health awareness programs and HIV testing, and you knwo what? <a href="http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/09-10-2007/0004659655&EDAT">UT and BGSU tied with a 2.41</a>, ranking 98th and 100th, respectively. That’s a passing grade.
The entire list of MAC school scores for hymen hygiene (overall rank in parens):
* (7) Western Michigan, 3.64
* (20) Central Michigan, 3.32
* (30) Ohio University, 3.18
* (55) Miami University, 3.00
* (58) Kent State, 2.95
* (62) Ball State, 2.91
* (67) Eastern Michigan, 2.86
* (86) Buffalo, 2.64
* (98) Toledo, 2.41
* (100) Bowling Green, 2.41
* (107) Akron, 2.32
* (117) Northern Illinois, 2.09
For what it’s worth, the sexually healthiest schools are Minnesota and Wyoming (3.91), because everyone at Minnesota is nice, and in Wyoming, well, it’s so barren and vast, rarely does someone ever meet a person of the opposite sex. The worst schools are Louisiana Tech (0.82) and Louisiana-Monroe (0.91). Okay. No one-night stands in Louisiana. Gotcha.
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Clearly, this Trojan company press release is an "example":http://tinyurl.com/2g3t39 of an unpaid placement masquerading as actual article, but everyone likes an entertaining ranking.
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